2
  • Fingerprints kiss me-
  • your hand traces my own mark-
  • I give myself to you.
Tags: kiss, touch, love
2
  • army of redheads
  • invading the colony;
  • the ants declare war.
Tags: insect, conflict
2
  • panhandlers rejoice!
  • there's no need to ask for change;
  • change comes from within.
Tags: introspection, transformation
2
  • chemist places ad:
  • Attractive Single Atom
  • Seeks Covalent Bond.
Tags: chemistry, romance
2
  • provoking the beast
  • to lure it from its lair?
  • best hope you're prepared.
Tags: consequences
2
  • a breakfast of beer,
  • delicious and nutritious,
  • fortifies the will.
Tags: breakfast, beer
2
  • my flatulent streak,
  • your chronic halitosis ---
  • we were meant to be.
Tags: love, stinks
2
  • Oedipus, your mom
  • was one fine-looking woman;
  • I'd have done the same.
Tags: Jocasta
2
  • In the mining camp
  • Snow White cavorted till dawn
  • and drove the dwarves mad.
Tags: dwarves
2
  • flowerbed feline,
  • this is not your litterbox...
  • it's your shallow grave.
Tags: badkitty

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